June 2012
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
darewood5542 asked: How are you?
darewood5542 asked: What's up
Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
Me: Well fuck.
